my wit's diseased
alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(via orgasmic-humor)

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peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

image

(via oxycode)

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wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

wooden-toaster:

This is the most upsetting thing I’ve seen

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via libbsy)

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themarginistoosmall:

the-selfie-of-dorian-gray:

alert:

alert:

WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN

A LABRACADABRADOR…

un magichien

#France wins this round

(via shivierie)

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toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

(via thereepaflo)

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davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass, via debauchedslothery)

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eatsleepdraw:

Problems by Stephan Hohenthanner, Ballpoint Pen on paper.
http://stephanhohenthanner.tumblr.com

eatsleepdraw:

Problems by Stephan Hohenthanner, Ballpoint Pen on paper.

http://stephanhohenthanner.tumblr.com

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twofingerswhiskey:

anybody who claims that wizards can’t use electricity must explain to me the entire first 9 minutes of the goblet of fire movie

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kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

(Source: inkpanic, via clarinetfear)

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nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via noememirescomoantes)

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